Infiltrate feminist organisations, slowly slaughtering their members one by one for polluting my internet with their crazy, hypocritical and sexist nonsense.

Then I'd flirt with every single male EoFFer, e-dating six of you at once, leading to the mother of all EoFF drama bombs. Then I'd probably set up my own webcam chatroom and offer to get my tits out in exchange for stuff from my Amazon wishlist.