LOLOriginally Posted by Dragonface
(Faceing Zodiark)
Ashe: And now to caputer the power of the final and most devistating esper..
Fran: .... wtf is it?
Vaan: I think, its a.... fish?
Penelo: Kind of looks like a hakf grown frog to me.. Like a tadpole kinda thing or somthing... F me i dunno.
Balthier: ...A tadpole thats, like, being held by its head to a, like, intricat structure of, like, 2 legs and stuff. Like.
Ashe: Actully it kind of reminds me of one of those baby bouncer thngs you put in doorways...
Penelo: Balthier, your not turning into a trani or anything right..? I mean just yesterday I walked in on you trying on frans leather suit thing -
Vaan: Which is totally hot by the way. I'd probably do you if you werent half bunny.
Fran: I will eat you.
Penelo: - and singing " I'm so Pritty". Now your talking funny.
Balthier: ... Like, no.
Basch: Okay, wait just a secound. Your telling me that the final esper, the one that controle darkness, the most powerful of them all, is a tadpole, held by its head in a baby bouncer thing.
Penelp. Yep.
Ashe: More or less.
Balthier: Pritty crazy world, eh hun?
Vaan: True dat (inconspicuisly rests hand on Frans ass).
Fran: (Freezes in place for a secound, befor twilring around delivering a strong spin kick to Vaan's head)
(Group watches as Vaan flys headfirst into Zodiark, KOing them both)
Penelo: I always knew his head was unaterly hard for a reason.
Fran: (Drawing an arrow and taking aim) We'l just have to see how hard the rest of him is then.
Basch: (mouth hanging open).... I quit.
(Starts walking back towards his chocobo)
Vaan: Oww.. Hey guys, look! I beat him! All on my- AAAAHH! MY LEG! THE HOT BUNNY SHOT ME IN THE LEG! AHRG, THIS REALLY HURST YOU KN- AAAAAHH! MY OTHER LEG!
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