Schwoop

That's the sound of a mysterious character casually sliding into an alley. Well, in a cartoon anyway. But Faris could've sworn she heard that sound, but even if she didn't she definitely saw what she saw. She dropped her nose hair trimmer and decided to follow the mysterious character into the alley. She carefully peeked inside and saw a trashcan, 5 apples and one swing set. Oh, and a homicidal maniac. Faris ran and ran till her lil' legs could carry her no more, which is about the time her arms fell off and two sets of jet wings shot out from inside her body. Faris was airborne! "Now let's see who's homicidal" Faris uttered with a cold look on her face. Faris released two atom bombs at the alley. She landed safely in the park, and got praised by the entire city! "Faris! Faris!" They shouted and shouted. "Our Saviour!" the town was so happy it could just burst and spit out lots of multicoloured glitter. Faris smiled widely and screamed with joy, she screamed "Oh EoFF! You're the only one for me!" But that's the funny thing about dreams, they aren't real. But Faris' scream when she found Shiny's decapitated head under her sheets was oh so very real. Shiny was the hairiest citizen I've ever seen.

Day 7

On the 7th day, God rested. Not much unlike what one of you will be doing later today, except this rest will last FOREVER!!!!1 moahaha