douchebag worse, imo. :P

Reminds me of my freshman year in the dorms, and of an old LJ entry which I shall now dig up. xD Oh the lovely conversations I've had with krissy -_- This was like... the 3rd day in a roll that I was woken up by the fire alarm in the middle of the night and we had to stay outside for over two hours because of some stupid kid putting a lighter up to the sprinklers. Luckily that was on the 6th floor, and the whole floor and like the 3 below it all got completely flooded, and I was on the 10th. ^_^

ineffable plan: word up
Joyeebloo: I AM SO PISSED
Joyeebloo: I HATE PEOPLE
Joyeebloo: DAMNNN DORM
Joyeebloo: askdjfhasjkfh
ineffable plan: wont let you slreep?
Joyeebloo: I WAS JUST SLEEPING
Joyeebloo: SHUT TUE smurf UP STOPADSflkjahsdjkf
Joyeebloo: FIRE ALARM
Joyeebloo: alskdjf
Joyeebloo: A smurfING GAIN
Joyeebloo: ajksdfhakjwehr
ineffable plan: :{{{
ineffable plan: no real fire?
Joyeebloo: CAN I GET SOME smurfING SLEEP AROUND HERE
Joyeebloo: smurf ATHjaskjdrfh
ineffable plan: ok try again
Joyeebloo: I NEED TO BE BeAUTIFUl I NEED MY smurfING BEAUTY SLEEP
Joyeebloo: I WORK AT 7 TOMROROW
Joyeebloo: THEY WOKE ME up AT 5 YESTERDAY
Joyeebloo: LEAVE ME ALONE
ineffable plan: yea dont owrry
ineffable plan: if they find whoever did it
ineffable plan: he's getting beat up
Joyeebloo: I have visions in my head
Joyeebloo: of finding this kuid
Joyeebloo: grabbing him by the neck
Joyeebloo: and punching him repeatedly]
Joyeebloo: then wringing his neck off
Joyeebloo: hmm
Joyeebloo: involves swords too
Joyeebloo: i have a sword
ineffable plan: do uyou

^ anger management plz!