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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian Veidt
    (SPOILER)Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elle Driver
    I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn't it? Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. Black mamba, this is Budd. You know, before I picked that little fella up, I looked him up on the Internet. Fascinating creature, the black mamba. Listen to this:

    "In Africa, the saying goes, in the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba, and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time, is death sure. Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate."' Pretty cool, huh? "Its neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons, acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis. The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within minutes." Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan." You know, I've always liked that word, "gargantuan." I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. "If not treated quickly with antivenom, ten to fifteen milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as one hundred to four hundred milligrams of venom from a single bite."

    Now... in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment... the biggest "R" I feel is regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever met, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub, alkie, piece of like you. That woman deserved better.
    And then over the phone moments later:

    I got her, sweetie. She's dead. Let me put it this way: You ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington Cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked "Paula Schultz," and lay them on the grave. 'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.
    In the words of Budd, "hateful bitch."
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shao Kahn
    You're still trying to win?!
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader
    I am your father!
    Quote Originally Posted by Clinton Portis of the Washington Deadskins
    I don't know if (Michael Vick) was fighting dogs or not, but it's his property, it's his dog.

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    I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

    [...]

    I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

    - Agent Smith
    [addressing the hostages] I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can either walk out of here... or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance.

    - Hans Gruber

    though I'm not arsed to search for specific examples, several of Hitler's speeches were remarkable.


    See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it...
    [Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, who dodges it and traps Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy ray]
    Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it...


    - Syndrome (all Jason Lee)

    The 'I am not a criminal speech' by Richard Nixon.


    As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.


    - Bill (most of his lines were awesome


    The Emperors long monologues and conversations in Star Wars. Ian McDiarmid is the .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apakarimon
    Do you think it's fair that I should have to live with all this agony? Why should you get to laugh when I am forced to cry? Why do you get to taste the best life has to offer while all I do is choke on its leftovers? Answer me this! WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?!?!
    Apakarimon was quite possibly one of the most insane final bosses. Not the good kind, but the mental kind. Look what he says later on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Apakarimon
    I will rule the world and plunge it into darkness, so that I don't have to be alone anymore in my misery. A ha ha! A HA HA HA! Wait a minute, what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!
    And of cource a token humorous quote xD

    Quote Originally Posted by Midboss
    I have achieved ultra-speed by training, and training, and training, all while wearing 100-ton boxers!

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    Anything Kuja says. Albedo has a knack for poetic taunting as well.

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    For all you FFX haters ~_^

    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour Guado View Post
    "I have saved him. He was a man who craved power. And great power he had, but he feared losing it. Trembling at unseen enemies, he spent his days scheming petty schemes. Chased by his fears, never knowing rest. You see... Now he has no worries. He has been granted sleep eternal. Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away... Ah, yes. Don't you see...if all life were to end in Spira, all suffering would end. Don't you see? Do you not agree?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ursula
    The sea and all its spoils bow to my power!

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    Khan has some great lines in Star Trek II.

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    "What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? But enough talk! Have at you!"

    Someone already got the Albedo line, but that was a damn good scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReloadPsi View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit Keith (Abridged)
    In America!
    Seriously!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit Keith
    Quote Originally Posted by zombiedude
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    I didn't understand a word you just said! Try speaking American!
    Bandit Keith is made of win. My msn name is actually Bandit Ashe 'cause of it. xD

    Kefka's speech.

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    OOC:What game is Apakarimon from?
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    <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=jsl7bVmLnMw" target="_blank">I have goose bumps!</a>

    He's so evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    OOC:What game is Apakarimon from?
    He's the final boss of the first season of Digimon. His name changes from season to season so I dunno what he was called way back when

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    OMG PEOPLE OTHER THEN ME ACTUALLY WATCH ABRIDGED SERIES <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit Keith while defending punches from Joey
    You punch like a non-American!
    And Jon Thompson, I remember that Superman quote! A week or so ago I randomly remembered it but had no clue where it was from. It's a good quote.

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