Quote Originally Posted by demondude55 View Post
Real men don't need clothes.
I can't help but think that if you were to test this hypothesis in public and ended up in prison, you may end up proving it in much more detail than you bargained for.

I tend to wear jeans most of the time, so if I wear pants I'm usually wearing proper trousers. I quite like wearing proper, suit trousers because I feel big and important. So big and important that I might work for some national chain company like the Job Centre and that I spend all my day behind my desk playing solitaire. If we're on about pants in the other sense, I prefer boxer shorts myself.