Now, it's time for me to tell you what I'm going to do with the CD. Don't let this kill the thread, though. There are still two other questions you can answer.

I'm going to take it to a store and return it for store credit. I'm going to say it was a gift, "from someone who apparently didn't know me very well." Then, I'm going to buy something I could actually use with said store credit. I'm surprised this idea hadn't crossed anyone else's mind yet.