You missed the rise (and fall) of the dark lord poopieinmypantsie (aka PIMP). PIMP started as a new member, he made an introduction thread like everyone else, and took his natural place in the Kingdom of EoFF... but soon this would not be enough for him, he thirsted for more. It started with small terrorist like annoyances, injuring Award Guy while he was doing the Ciddie Revelation thread, delaying the Ciddies, but it grew into more sinister things, kidnapping Kawaii and Christmas, and even killing Owen! Eventually the mods tracked down that he was the source, and gave him a fair warning, stop, or be banned; a warning far too fair. In PIMP's eye's the game had just been changed, not stopped. PIMP changed his focus to making other members do his dirty work. He tempted old banned members (actually mainly just Genji) to spam porn all over the forums, he persuaded a certain member to hack a certain mafia thread, I think we all know what I'm talking about (TYPING IN CAPLOCKS MUST MAKE IT TRUE!), he provoked a revolution by feeding lies to Vincent, Thunder God, he even caused the return of Future Esthar causing great unrest in the FFVIII forum, and caused a full blown FFVI fanboy VS FFVII fanboy war! Clearly he was mastermind of evil.

An investigation lead by Psychotic revealed to the mods that PIMP had been the cause of all of the crap going on in the forum. As he was about to ban him something odd happened... it didn't work! Somehow PIMP had hacked EoFF, and intercepted Psychotic's attack! PIMP's rampage continued and the staff, helpless to stop him, watched in fear. Until one day, Leeza and Psychotic figured out a way to defeat PIMP. They figured that PIMP had hacked the accounts taking away almost all of the mods and admins powers, all except one, the power to create new groups, and let people in these groups. So Leeza made a group under the name "Psychotic" and administered him into it. It was then that Psychotic was able to access his powers once again, and ban the tyrant!

The end.