The Sin Theory of Evolution

[The Devil]

What does my mortality have to do with this joke of a theory?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM ?!?!?!

A Being who thinks to highly of himself.

They took a theory with a lot of supporting evidence, (Evolution) and then tried to combine it with the teachings of an old book (The Bible) which really has no solid evidence to back it up outside of ones personal belief and Faith.

And now they are trying to combine the two?

Yeah, not going to work.

As a being who likes money more than Cracker likes himself.

Actually various "evidence" from the bible has come to happening. I don't know exactly but all I can remember is something about a salt pillar, in the bible and one that was found.

Oh come now! We both now that the Bible is AT LEAST as evil as I am! And yes, I think highly of myself! Evidently, so do you, foolish mortal!