I had MASSIVE amounts of head injuries when I was younger.

One time my cousin's friend was trying to throw a gigantic stone at a window but it hit me instead Had to go to doctor for that, was too young to remember what happened. (I was 3)

Then my cousin held up a red handkerchief and told me to run through it like a bull, and backed up against the wall and I ran through super fast and crashed into the wall with my head That was bad.

Then my cousin pushed me down the cement stairs and I hit my head.

Then...

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