We don't hate you because you win. We hate you because you're smug gits about it.

Nobody hated the all-conquering Liverpool team of the 70's and 80's. Everybody hated us after 2005 because we wouldn't shut up about it.

Also, thanks for the advice on winning a football World Cup, New Zealand man! Allow me to return the favour: Don't lose to the Solomon Islands in qualifying next time.