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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    die plz
    xD A bit extreme there?

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    Roto13: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so cranky. I just can't control the anger sometimes because I feel inadequate compared to you guys.

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    Genesis: Gackt? Who's that?
    Kadaj: So, did Nomura just totally run out of original character design ideas?

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    Kuja to Zidane:

    At first I was afraid I was petrified
    Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
    But then I spent so many nights
    Thinkin' how you did me wrong
    And I grew strong
    And so you're back from outer space
    I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
    I should have changed that stupid lock
    I should have made you leave your key
    If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
    Go on now, go walk out the door
    Just turn around now
    ('cause) you're not welcome anymore
    Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
    Did I crumble
    Did you think I'd lay down and die?
    Oh no, not.I. I will survive
    Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
    I've got all my life to live,
    I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
    I will survive. Hey hey.
    It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
    Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
    And I spent oh so many nights
    Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
    But now I hold my head up high
    And you see me somebody new
    I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
    And so you feel like droppin' in
    And just expect me to be free,
    Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
    Go on now..




    Seymour to the party after their millionth battle:
    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm.
    I've been kicked around since I was born.
    And now it's all right, it's O.K.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times' effect on man.
    Whether you're a brother
    Or whether you're a mother,
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the city breakin'
    And ev'rybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Well now, I get low and I get high
    And if I can't get either I really try.
    Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
    I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
    You know it's all right, it's O.K.
    I'll live to see another day.
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times' effect on man.
    Whether you're a brother
    Or whether you're a mother,
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the city breakin'
    And ev'rybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Life goin' nowhere.
    Somebody help me.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Life goin' nowhere.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Stayin' alive
    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm.
    I've been kicked around since I was born.
    And now it's all right, it's O.K.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    The New York Times' effect on man.
    Whether you're a brother
    Or whether you're a mother,
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the city breakin'
    And ev'rybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Life goin' nowhere.
    Somebody help me.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Life goin' nowhere.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Stayin' alive
    Life goin' nowhere.
    Somebody help me.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Life goin' nowhere.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Stayin' alive


    Sephiroth to Cloud: I am your father.


    Squall to Sorceress Adel:

    Spy on me baby use satellite
    Infrared to see me move through the night
    Aim gonna fire shoot me right
    I'm gonna like the way you fight

    Now you found the secret code I use
    to wash away my lonely blues
    So I can't deny or lie cause you're
    the only one to make me fly.

    Chorus:
    Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
    You can give it to me, when I need to come along
    Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
    And baby you can turn me on.

    No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
    This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
    I'm your main target come and help me ignite
    Love struck holding you tight.

    Make me explode although you know
    the route to go to sex me slow
    And yes, I must react to claims of those
    who say that you are not all that.

    2x Chorus:

    (Break)
    You can give me more and more counting up the score
    You can turn me upside down and inside out
    You can make me feel the real deal
    And I can give it to you any time because you're mine

    Chorus:
    Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
    You can give it to me, when I need to be turned on

    Sexbomb Sexbomb you're my Sexbomb
    And baby you can turn me on. 8x

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Kefka: I'm sorry I destroyed the world, and to make my wrongs a right I'm going to start an orphanage for puppies and give every person still alive a puppy until everyone has one. And then, oh great heros, you may put me in jail and execute me, but promise me one thing. Take care of my puppies. Puppies need love too.

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    Ultimecia: So y'know, once upon a time my name was Rinoa.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Genesis: Gackt? Who's that?
    Kadaj: So, did Nomura just totally run out of original character design ideas?
    That was called Final Fantasy VIII. ZING!
    This space intentionally left blank.

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    lol Indeed.

    President Shinra to Rufus: I am your father.

    Rufus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    ...wait....yes.

    Hojo: I had sex with Lucrecia ya know. Everyone thinks I'm a freaky mad scientist and maybe I used some kinda sciencey non-sex method but me and her GOT. IT. ON. WOOOOO-EEEEE!

    Yu Yevon: How am I, a master summoner who makes the most powerful monster in existence, not capable of killing some guy with what looks to be a soccer ball and a 16-year-old girl with...wait, what kind of weapon is that anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    Kefka: I'm sorry I destroyed the world, and to make my wrongs a right I'm going to start an orphanage for puppies and give every person still alive a puppy until everyone has one. And then, oh great heros, you may put me in jail and execute me, but promise me one thing. Take care of my puppies. Puppies need love too.
    Little do they know

    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    Kefka: I'm sorry I destroyed the world, and to make my wrongs a right I'm going to start an orphanage for puppies and give every person still alive a puppy until everyone has one. And then, oh great heros, you may put me in jail and execute me, but promise me one thing. Take care of my puppies. Puppies need love too.
    Little do they know

    xD Shh. Twas a seeecreett.

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    Adel: "I wanted to be a ballerina!" ;_;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    Ultimecia: So y'know, once upon a time my name was Rinoa.
    ... Ok, that one didn't suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    Ultimecia: So y'know, once upon a time my name was Rinoa.
    ... Ok, that one didn't suck.
    It blew.

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    Vayne: Yeah, lets get this fuc*ing party started! *rubs himself against Vaan's ass*
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For

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