Cloud - "Nobody lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train, it can't run anywhere except where its rails take it."
Judge Magister Bergen - "Ruthless, you say? Were he more so! He gives traitors no quarter, be they of his own blood. How fitting for one who would bear the burden of empire..."
Vayne - "Far too long have my deeds gone unrewarded."
Gilgamesh - "Fools! You face the mightiest swordsman in all Ivalice! You face me! Gilgamesh!!!"
Gilgamesh:*swings onto bridge*BWAHAHA*trips and falls off*WAAAAAA!!!!
So much funnier in japanese.
Hmm... There's not much quotes from the old FFs.
"This is my battle, to atone for my wrongs." - Cecil, FFIV
"Let me show you the courage you have taught me Cecil." - Edward, FFIV
"What's Mythril? Is it yummy?" - Altair Kid, FFII
"WARRIORS!! REVIVE THE POWER OF THE ORBS!!" - Fynn Townsperson, FFII (you're one FF behind lady)
Tidus: THIS. IS. SPAR-(I mean...)MY. STORY!!!!
or, my edited version...
Tidus: This is crazy.
Auron: THIS IS SPIRA!!!!(kicks Tidus into Sin)
Kuja: Goodbye my sweet, lovable morons.
Zidane: You'd better keep your promise, Kuja!
Kuja: Of course. You needn't worry one bit.
They leave.
Kuja: What a bunch of idiots.
Kuja: Should I kill you quickly to show my appreciation for all you've done? Or should I kill you slowly and painfully to show you my love...
Seymour after getting stabbed through the heart: Unpleasant....
Seymour: Your hope ends here! And your meaningless existence with it!"
Squall - "Right and wrong are not what seperate us from our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that seperate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views."
Zidane - "You don't need a reason to help people."
Question: Do you know why Kefka succeeded in destroying the planet?
Answer: Because the planet didn't fight back.
"You spoony bard!" has only been said once, which disappoints me greatly.
Kefka: "Son of a submariner!"
Also Kefka: "You all sound like pages out of a self-help book!" (or something to that extent)
Kefka yet again: "I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE you!" There's probably more hates, but meh.
Cid FF7: "Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!!"
Selphie: "...blow them to smithereens with a rocket launcher?" (seriously, that girl is my idol.)
Selphie later that conversation: "Boom. Game over, right?"
Dr. Odine: "You vant to fight? You vant to fisticuffs?"
Fujin: "RAGE!"
Edeamecia: "Lowlifes. Shameless, filthy wretches. How you celebrate my ascension with such joy. Hailing the very one you have condemned for generations. Have you no shame? What happened to the evil, ruthless sorceress from your fantasies? The cold-blooded tyrant that slaughtered countless men and destroyed many nations? Where is she now? She stands before your very eyes to become your new ruler."
(I love that whole speech)
Yuna's speech in the end FMV of FFX.
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FFXII Balthier- "I was hoping for a treasure whos value we could measure" (BTW he is becoming one of my fav all time characters)
FFT Ramza- "Phoenix down! phoenix down! where is the phoenix down!!!!!"
At this point, I am wonderin whether this happened at te same time as...that death in FF7...WHY DIDN'T CLOUD USE A PHOENIX DOWN!!! Why didn't Red XIII use a soft on his dad anyways...
RedXIII: He was a coward!
*Like, 5 minutes later*
RedXIII: He was a hero...
Auron: I hope you know how to use this *throws huge sword in Tidus' face*
The original Gilgamesh: "It's time to fight like men! And women! And women who dress like men!"
Borgen: "You spoony guys!"
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I love these games.
Anyway, I can't really remember many specific quotes. But there was one part of X-2 that I found quite memorable. I had been playing X-2 in the presence of one of my male friends, and he hated Rikku because he thought she was an idiot. In Djose Temple, Rikku looks down a hole or something and asks what's down there, and Paine says something along the lines of Rikku jumping in to find out. He decided he loved Paine at that moment.
I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VII: DoC, VII: CC, VIII, X, X-2, XII, KH, KH:CoM, Re:CoM, KHII, CT
etween the spoony bard and this one, we really are missing out the good ones.
Rikku: Aww, poopie.
I'm not doing this out of spite and wanting to be killed, but this is so funny because...well, the translators were either high in the sky on dope or they were pretty unimaginitve, coz this just takes the pie.
The whole Awesome Sphere conversation in FFX-2 was pretty funny n.n
Wakka: Disappear on us, ya? Lousy son of a shoopuf.
Baku - "hey let me touch that red bonbon looking thing on your head zzz"
"Nobody, expects the spanish inquisition"
Monty Python
Just thought of a few more...
Celes: Aren't you a little short for an imperial trooper? (this line was used again in FFVIII, if I'm not mistakin)
Aerith: This guy are sick.
Squall: I dreamt I was a moron.
Squall: I'm not your mom.
Eiko: What a bimbo!
Eiko: Garland? Now that's a sinister name!
Quina: I... so happy. (when Quina and Vivi get married)
That one moogle whose name escapes me: I'm kupo for kupo nuts!
Rikku: Memories are nice, but that's all they are.
Ashe: You're sky pirates aren't you? Then steal me.
Ashe: Don't interrupt me!
Vaan: How old are you again?
^ Best scene ever. Everyone totally hates him afterward.
Fran: The Viera may begin as part of the wood, but it s not the only end we may choose.
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