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    I always enjoy when people say things like, here's a picture of me from earlier... or here's a picture of me when I was younger.

    Every picture of you is when you were younger... Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you do that? Let me see that camera!

    courtesy of Mitch Hedberg

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    James, you look like a monkey too! We can be monkey brothers


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    No, we can't because you don't have the part that makes you a brother.

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    How about monkey bruthas?
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    Yes. And just for that, you can join us! MONKEY BRUTHA MOB

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    i would go gay for alice maybe!

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    I did, but then she told me I'm a boy and it's the wrong kind

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    Araciel looks like Chow Yun Fat in his Li Mu Bai form.

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    Sexy moves.


    Alice is super-gorgeous, but we must remember that photographers and nice lighting accentuate beauty so any of the pretty ladies here will look prettier in a proper shoot, ne?

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    I love him, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry View Post
    Sexy moves.


    Alice is super-gorgeous, but we must remember that photographers and nice lighting accentuate beauty so any of the pretty ladies here will look prettier in a proper shoot, ne?

    Is that a polite way to say she's been photoshopped? :P
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry View Post
    Sexy moves.


    Alice is super-gorgeous, but we must remember that photographers and nice lighting accentuate beauty so any of the pretty ladies here will look prettier in a proper shoot, ne?

    Is that a polite way to say she's been photoshopped? :P
    Not at all, I don't doubt one bit that she's naturally very pretty and a talented model (+ also she's a skinny cow with lovely skin): but obviously if these are fotos from professional shoots, the photos will be of a higher quality than some of the other pics in here, and photos of her at her prettiest. So if you put any of the girls here in a proper photo shoot (assuming they work well with the photographer and have ample time) the photos would come out being photos of them at their prettiest. If I'm making any sense xD

    I'm tired, leave me alone. You get my gist.

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    Hahaha, I was only kidding.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Hahaha, I was only kidding.
    Geez, I am tired. lawl, nevermind.

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    Nah, I agree with SB. I've done some modeling stuff before too and the pictures are like, "Whoa, that's me?!" Then compare to random pictures my friends take of me at parties, it's like, "Oh ew, that's me?" Perfect angles and talent on the photographer's part go a loooong way.

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