View Poll Results: Will I die?

Voters
16. You may not vote on this poll
  • Yes. You felt how bloated the package was!

    2 12.50%
  • No! Ramen is forever! It wasn't torn, so the package said it would be good still!

    9 56.25%
  • Mmmm roast chicken

    2 12.50%
  • wtf is with all the food threads today?

    3 18.75%
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 33

Thread: old food

  1. #16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Kerrigan like thing who will then run the Zerg and take over the universe unless the remaining humans team up with these scaly people with no mouths.
    A) Kerrigan never died
    B) the Zerg evolve through assimilation, not necromancy
    C) rubah isn't a Psionically-gifted individual who was trained by the Confederacy
    D) the Protoss and Terrans are not on good terms. Only Raynor's Raiders are, and he is gone (possibly wherever Zeratul is)
    E) there was a C. Live with it. Can I GOE now?
    What!? You think this is a game!? I am talking about the future of the human race.
    Xanu save you.

  2. #17
    One Hundred Chimneys Recognized Member Tavrobel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Conjunction Junction
    Posts
    10,455
    Articles
    102
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Xanu save you.
    You mean Xenu?

    I follow the Slightly-Grey Lord Chac and his little brother Abaddon. He is a graceful master.

  3. #18
    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Now Destiny is done.
    Posts
    30,655
    Blog Entries
    21
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    bipper wants to kill me, what the heck

  4. #19

    Default

    Are you dead yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Xanu save you.
    You mean Xenu?

    I follow the Slightly-Grey Lord Chac and his little brother Abaddon. He is a graceful master.
    Xanu is it's net-tard counterpart.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rubah Lapah View Post
    bipper wants to kill me, what the heck
    nope. (despite the fact that you are a CK) Noodles of 'Offspring' fame evidently does. I am pulling for ya.

  5. #20
    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Now Destiny is done.
    Posts
    30,655
    Blog Entries
    21
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    * bipper*

    okay, I think I might survive this. . . oh god*runs*

  6. #21

    Default

    Are you dead yet?

    I really hope you did not flush yourself down the toilet. If you did though, and you somehow get this post, say "Hi" to Mario and the gang for me. k?

  7. #22
    Ogre Araciel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Waterdeep
    Posts
    9,424

    Default

    Ramen can't get any worse for you than it is fresh anyway.

  8. #23
    GO! use leech seed! qwertysaur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Kanto
    Posts
    11,627
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Ramen can kill you, just eat it for every meal. You heart will stop eventually.

  9. #24
    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Kirkwall
    Posts
    23,357

    FFXIV Character

    Hiero Dule (Brynhildr)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    My general key of reference is "Is the food the color it's meant to be?" If y = eat, if n = cook it then eat.

  10. #25
    Free-range Human Recognized Member Lawr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    right here-ish
    Posts
    5,000
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Back in the day you could eat raw meat straight out of the package like a barbarian and you would not get sick. Nowadays if you eat raw meat you get some kind of evolved cybernetic new strand of crabs


    I predict rubah will die in fiv--four minutes
    placeholder_text.jpeg

  11. #26
    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Kirkwall
    Posts
    23,357

    FFXIV Character

    Hiero Dule (Brynhildr)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Back in the day you could eat raw meat straight out of the package like a barbarian and you would not get sick. Nowadays if you eat raw meat you get some kind of evolved cybernetic new strand of crabs


    I predict rubah will die in fiv--four minutes
    I ate raw bacon awhile back. Got laughed at for it but I WAS FINE HAHAHAHA WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

  12. #27
    Free-range Human Recognized Member Lawr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    right here-ish
    Posts
    5,000
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Try again and tell me what happens. This time let it sit in the sun for a couple of months. Don't keep it in your mouth too long, cause the texture of the big heaving mushrooms might make you puke
    placeholder_text.jpeg

  13. #28
    Fragaria addict Recognized Member Momiji's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    On top of this frustrating world
    Posts
    10,543
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Rubah Lapah View Post
    no, it's not very tasty though. It doesn't seem like the flavoring wants to stick to the noodles
    Oh ewwww. I'd throw it out and make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  14. #29
    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Now Destiny is done.
    Posts
    30,655
    Blog Entries
    21
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    okay so I'm alive! and well! false alarm earlier

    MILF, there was a show on TV I watched back when I still did my math homework while I was doing my math homework, and one episode had a family that only ate raw food and they would eat it like every five hours, even at night. I think it was trading spouses actually.

  15. #30
    GO! use leech seed! qwertysaur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Kanto
    Posts
    11,627
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    Yummy?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •