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  1. 05-23-2008, 02:24 AM #16
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    My ex was just gross. He'd eat food with his mouth wide open and I could see and hear the food so clearly...It was disgusting. That, and he would sleep with way more blankets than he would need so he would wake up sweating in the middle of the night and never change the sheets. Ever. I'm really happy I never lived with him.

    Oh, and he hated Family Guy with a passion. That pissed me off most.

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  2. 05-23-2008, 04:22 AM #17
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    My ex didn't call me. Ever. Because he didn't want to talk to my parents, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    vicious ear rapist
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    My wife is amazing.
    Buy Final Fantasy games, toys, potions, cosplay and more at SpendGil.com!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpendGil View Post
    My wife is amazing.
    That's what my husband says when he's done something wrong.
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  6. 05-23-2008, 07:03 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
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    As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

    And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

    I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA View Post
    My ex would always hog the covers in bed and I'd wake up freezing. It drove me insane.
    You mustn't make a mountain out of a molehill—
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    My girlfriend is great, but she can be immature at times, and act irationally
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
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    My ex was really paranoid.. other than that I don't really think there was anything I found annoying about her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    As soon as I get a significant other to be annoyed about I'll let you know.
    What he said



    I miss the days when I was dating a compulsive liar...
    The messenger is standing at the gate
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    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
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    When the future is aglow
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    He fails to recognise what is good food!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
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    My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.
    Do share...
    He has a bizarre obsession with clean ears and cleans his own like 20 times per day. I go into our room when he's working and I see, like, five of them just lying around. When I'm not looking, he likes to jam them (clean ones, thank god) into my ear like a vicious ear rapist.
    That... that is so cute. xDDD

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  13. 05-23-2008, 03:44 PM #28
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    Not anymore he doesn't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roogle View Post
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    My ex would always hog the covers in bed and I'd wake up freezing. It drove me insane.
    You mustn't make a mountain out of a molehill—
    Shh. I was bored.
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  15. 05-24-2008, 11:22 PM #30
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    Mine is always right... so he thinks!
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