According to the predictions party, I am on course to win 0 Ciddies. So I would like to take this opportunity to pre-emptively say: It's all a popularity contest! I hate you all, you do not deserve me and I am leaving EoFF forever! How dare you even consider the possibility that another EoFF member is more likely to be Barack Obama than I am!I think I covered all my bases there.
I'm looking forward to it all. I'm rather proud of my speeches.
