Your first job.

[Shlup]

My first job was at Disneyland. It was absolutely the . I did food service and register, parade patrol, crowd control for Fantasmic, and walking around telling people where the bathroom is.

It was in high school and a lot of my friends worked there too, so we'd just go hang out at Disneyland after school. Walk backstage, cut in line on rides, bring our friends.

It was basically the greatest job ever.

Dude, I've only heard great things about working at Disneyland.

If I could ever work there, I totally would. Shoot, I'd work there even if I didn't have to work from all the awesome things I've heard.

They just, like, give you stuff. I have a bunch of exclusive merch, we got ice cream and pizza all the time. My friend did get fired to taking one of the trashed pretzels though; they don't mess around.