I'd be bent over and bum funned the second I was in there.
I'd be bent over and bum funned the second I was in there.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I'd make it fine.
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id be shanked from pure annoyingness lol
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
Where the smurf have you been, Ren?
No, I'd probably get rapped.
rapped? or raped?
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
A'yo, I'll just be real and say nope...
yea, ok. ttr, i think youd be the first to be raped
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
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I couldn't make it. I'd get my ass kicked for my sarcasm.
You will never know a man's pain women!!!!!Originally Posted by NeoTifa
yea, ok. ttr, i think youd be the first to be raped
Make that a few minutes in my case.
I would sooner kill myself before the police caught me for whatever crime would send me to prison. And I would be more worried about the guards beating the crap out of me and taking complete advantage over the situation than I would of the inmates raping me in my poopy place.
Assuming I ever do go there, I highly doubt anything too terrible would happen because I tend to keep to myself in real life toward everybody that I didn't know too well.
I dunno. Half the documentaries about prison are all "You get raped. Every day. Every night. Multiple times." But the other half are like "OMG DO YOU SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IN PRISON!? There's like ping pong and tv and fun stuff that YOU don't even get to use! It's like being at camp for a very long time!"
So yeah. Someone is lying to me. Though I suppose it's possible that you get raped when you're not doing arts and crafts.
I'd get murdered because I would either seriously smurf up anyone who tried anything, and they or their friends would get me in revenge - or I'd try to seriously smurf anyone up, and die in the attempt.
I really, really, really do not want to ever go to prison. Ever.
I was just at a prison today n_n My friend and I were picking up her friend and her friend's baby and they were visiting her friend's boyfriend. ...Yeah.
Anyway, I'd hate it and I'd die. So many fences, so many locks and doors... I didn't realize how TRAPPED it was until I was there today.
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