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<li>Invent the time machine.</li>
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<li>Invent the time machine.</li>
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- Go back to Russia circa 1917. Steal the 8 missing Imperial Fabergé eggs. Return to present, auction them off to the highest bidders.
- With the cash made from your Microsoft investment, go back in time and invest a large amount of money (for a large percentage) into some young "Bill Gates" fellow's idea of some kind of confusing computer-y business.
oh hey
- find an old penny and put it in a bank on the appropriate year. make sure the bank is FDIC'd
Ask politely.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Go back to Britian when the race for the moon was on, and pass them the blueprint of a rocket
bust open the great wall of china, let the mongols in.
make sure the limestone facing stays on the pyramids
give the aztecs, mayans, and inca vaccination shots before the spanish kill them with germs.
kill hitler
knock up joan de arc
set up negotiations to prevent all crusades
find out what really happened on the island of rapa nui
save atlantis
find out the truth of area 51
I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!
~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???
30 days has April, June, and November? Something's missing here. oriteOriginally Posted by rubah
Go back to 1980 and give Shigeru Miyamoto the ideas for Mario, Zelda, and Metroid. Rejoice.
Lottery.
Pass yourself off as psychic.
Thanks for the idea's. I'm off to do it now.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Offer information to the soldiers of New France in regards to the various British attacks. Time travel back to the present and sell the coins you received to some crazy coin collector or museum. Also, chance of completely altering the course of history as we know it. Meaning worst case scenario: you cease to exist to prevent a time paradox. Best case: you are now fluent in French.
Go to the future, see successful ideas and inventions, go back and invent them yourself! ^.^
Dunno why everyone else is traveling back to the past :3 Probably easier to make money that way, but future is so much more interesting to top it.
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- Buy EoFF before it got expensive. Make HUGE profit. Also, register before Raistlin while you're at it. No gain, just for fun.
- Just as they're about to wrap up FFVI, burst into their office and scream at the top of your lungs "THERE'S A BUG IN RELM'S SKETCH!!!!!!" Maybe they'll offer a Squaresoft toaster or something. Then use the toaster to make a toast and claim you can see Jesus in it, then sell for a high price on ebay.
- Go back to '86 and steal baby Levian. Let him do the job for you.
Get an autograph from Jesus. eBay will do the rest for you.
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