It all depends on how I capitalize my name.

My first name in all caps makes 'LOTION'.
My first name properly capitalized makes 'coffin'.
My middle name in all caps makes 'CRIME'
My middle name properly capitalized makes 'Labia'.
My last name in all caps makes 'DREARY'
My last name properly capitalized makes 'Murder'.

Arrange it a bit and my name is 'coffin CRIME Murder'.
...arrange it a bit and my name is also 'LOTION Labia DREARY'.

How embarrassing.