*shudder*

[Avarice-ness]

I just realized how fun this thread is when you're not the one writing the things. xD

[Mogi]

I was looking for my mom's boyfriend once, and assumed that he was outside smoking. Well, you have to walk THROUGH my mom's bathroom to get to the pool area where they smoke, and the shower was running, but I assumed that it was my mom and didn't worry about it. As soon as I opened the door, I heard "OOOOOOOOOOOH" and was like
"HO-LY SHIET O_O"

Apparently, they were both in the shower.
D:

[daggertrepe]

I dunno. recently, I was onstage and some dude asked me about a few things and I embarrassed myself by totally cheesing everything I said up. Besides school-related things, nothing completely embarrassing happened to me.

One night when my parents came home, I pretended to be asleep. Having a bit to drink and thinking I was asleep, they did the funky chicken. *shudders* I wished so much that I could fall asleep or they would stop. (My parents' place is small so we are all on one floor and I share a wall with their room).

THAT is smurfed up.

[Rye]

SHAFT THRUST RP FICTION HAHHHHHHHHH!!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I dunno. recently, I was onstage and some dude asked me about a few things and I embarrassed myself by totally cheesing everything I said up. Besides school-related things, nothing completely embarrassing happened to me.

One night when my parents came home, I pretended to be asleep. Having a bit to drink and thinking I was asleep, they did the funky chicken. *shudders* I wished so much that I could fall asleep or they would stop. (My parents' place is small so we are all on one floor and I share a wall with their room).

THAT is smurfed up.

Probably more emotionally scarring than my sister talking about her sex life with her now fiancée. I really did not need to know what sort of things she had or had not experienced before having sex with him. -__-;

But then I get revenge on my dad when there are friends of the family over and they are drinking and invariably talking about sex. I am such an explicit person and not too shy about talking about those sort of things and he gets all awkward. Though it is disturbing when my mom jokes and tries to bother me by saying they will have sex that night and that she is a screamer and my dad has to use a pillow or cover her mouth. *shudders more*

Did I mention that my family is a bunch of pervs? I say it with love but still. Joking or not. TMI! -__-;

EDIT: *sniffles* I think no amount of therapy will ever erase those conversations from my mind.

[MushroomZOMBIE]

"I have walked in on friends having sex before.

...."

I walked in on my PARENTS. :O

[Muse Junkie]

Last year at Choir banquet, we were all dancing and this guy had a crush on me, and I had told him no no no (we had had the not gay talk but he is... slow) and when I was dancing with my date he grinded against me and I felt... it. And then I proceeded to walk outside and scream and then just kinda avoided him.. still do.

[Dolentrean]

More hilarious than disturbing, but still

Me and my friends were talking about the idea of strip halo. My best friend Bryce told my other friend he should bring his girlfriend over so we could play it (joking of course). My friend looks at Bryce, looks at me, looks at Bryce, looks at me, then says “I don’t wanna see Bryce naked” I waited for a second before adding… “And”… Nothing came.

_______

Me, My two friends and my brother are playing halo until the wee hours of the morning. Eventually My brother and one of my friends tucker out, deciding that they need sleep so they go into the other room that happened to have a bunk bed. About thirty seconds later we hear.

“Dude that’s my ass, go higher”, “Dude, that’s big enough to be your leg!”

Me and my best friend sat in the room in silence for a few moments, it turned out they were talking about something very very different, but you can see how that could be remarkably disturbing to hear.

[Jiro]

Similar thing happened to me at a school camp. The guys in the room next to us started yelling suss things, banging on the walls and moaning to wake up the rest of the cabins around. We knew what was going on, but no one else did...
The teacher that was sleeping in our cabin didn't know, and he looked very pale in the morning

[Caraliz]

I walked in my parents room and saw my dad's ass. He was standing up facing a wall like changing underwear or something and I didn't knock and my mom was asleep and it was for a split second before I ran out. ;_;

[Shlup]

LOL @ Avarice's mom xD

Once my mom's best friend said my mom could hold her breath in a spa for a long time. I hate that bitch.

[~*~Celes~*~]

LOL @ Avarice's mom xD

Once my mom's best friend said my mom could hold her breath in a spa for a long time. I hate that bitch.

I...dont' get it?

[daggertrepe]

I dunno. recently, I was onstage and some dude asked me about a few things and I embarrassed myself by totally cheesing everything I said up. Besides school-related things, nothing completely embarrassing happened to me.

One night when my parents came home, I pretended to be asleep. Having a bit to drink and thinking I was asleep, they did the funky chicken. *shudders* I wished so much that I could fall asleep or they would stop. (My parents' place is small so we are all on one floor and I share a wall with their room).

THAT is smurfed up.

Probably more emotionally scarring than my sister talking about her sex life with her now fiancée. I really did not need to know what sort of things she had or had not experienced before having sex with him. -__-;

But then I get revenge on my dad when there are friends of the family over and they are drinking and invariably talking about sex. I am such an explicit person and not too shy about talking about those sort of things and he gets all awkward. Though it is disturbing when my mom jokes and tries to bother me by saying they will have sex that night and that she is a screamer and my dad has to use a pillow or cover her mouth. *shudders more*

Did I mention that my family is a bunch of pervs? I say it with love but still. Joking or not. TMI! -__-;

EDIT: *sniffles* I think no amount of therapy will ever erase those conversations from my mind.

I would die.

[leader of mortals]

Oh, and my step-dad likes to sleep naked... yeah......

[Tallulah]

"I have walked in on friends having sex before.

...."

I walked in on my PARENTS. :O

Me too... I must have been about eight at the time

One time when I was still in the student house, I went down to the kitchen, to the fridge to get a drink. The fridge was right near my housemate Ollie's room, and it was shut. The bed in his room was prone to squeaking, and when I heard creaking, I knew he was in there with his (then) fiancee.

I felt less thirsty after that.