How in the buggering hell are you people building up so many charges? Let me do some basic math;

Each text sent costs approximately $0.15 to £$0.30 according to DMKA. We'll average that to about $0.25 for the sake of argument. To achieve a bill of $1,016.84, you would need to send around about 4067 texts in total. Assuming that each text may take around about 30 seconds to a minute to write out (and that's my being generous), that's over 183015 seconds per month being spent texting. In a slightly less crit-inducing format that's around about 50 hours straight, or two consecutive days a month, spent doing nothing else but texting.

I mean what the HELL man?