First Class SOLDIER vs. SeeD

[Goldenboko]

Let's go over reasons why this post is stupid

Dude, Squall & Cloud defeats anything in Instant.

Yes. Yes that starts a quality post so well. Dude, this one's gonna be great, gonna be smurfing great!

Cloud is forced into Teamwork when trying to defeat the overboosted Sephiroth at the end. (And requires an expendable death)
Cloud, I'm sure, would own Sephiroth any time giving he would have had the choice to do so.

Wait.
Logic, "Cloud needed help to defeat Sephiroth."
"That doesn't matter though. Cloud is still stronger then Sephiroth!"
"Why?"
"Because I said so >:0"
Mhm. Yep. Definitely impentrable logic right there. Stunned into silence.

Squall is only at his first mission (second if you count Laguna, Martine wasn't really a real Garden mission). Imagine how strong he'll be when he does more missions.

"When you can't think of a reason in real life that someone is better, tell them to use their imagination!"

...:rolleyes2

The fact thoses F-C SOLDIERS were defeated (and died) by the hands of an insignificant class soldier just proves how some F-C SOLDIERS sucks (Except Zack). Espescially when Squall was penetrated by a powerfull Sorceress and didn't died. (No wound, in fact).

This is my favorite part of the post. It combines enough stupid into a few words, to PHYSICALLY, hurt people. It starts by not using any proper nouns! Brilliant! If the reader can't understand what your saying! He can't debunk you! Great idea! *hi five*

Second part is even better. It takes a plot hole (how did Squall survive an icicle through the chest without a scratch) and pretends its a positive thing about FFVIII. My world is absolutely elightened! Go on.

During the Garden Confrontation, each sides could've had easily defeated or captured the enemy without necesarily finishing them off.

...And that would've gotten them... where? Just think about how unlikely that is. They're blowing each other up, and swinging swords at each other. Even little kiddies who are joking around with knives accidentally end up cutting each other. Sorry, I don't live in your pretend world where people don't die in wars.

If you don't based yourself on game mechanic or abilities, what are you basing yourself on? Shape & Size, and the amount of energy they've received by other powers?
That doesn't prove much.

I love this. Ignoring what I've said in at least 3-5 posts. STORYLINE!
Soldiers have been stated to have had Mako and Jenova Cell infusions boosting their strengths. This source of power was readily available in FFVII.

In FFVIII they rely on junctioning GF's which have been proven to seclude themselves in rare spots, and let's face it, you can't junction Ifrit on 3,000 people.

Soldier is a sect of the military funded by Shinra, their resources where unlimited.

SeeD is funded by Cid, who has no money, so had to get money from a Shumi, who ends up turning on him. I'm surprised they have enough money to afford ships.

EDIT:

Last order changed that segment. Apparently Square Enix said, "Wait, that scene is cool and all but... Cloud shouldn't be able to do that." So, instead of Cloud defeating Sephiroth, the edited story is he jumped into the mako by his own accord.

And then Crisis Core changed it right back, as it should be.

Really now? Dear god, this why I hate compilations.