I stand over a sink with a razor and debate whether I should shave my face or slit my throat, I hate doing it so much.
So yeah. Full beard. I trim it occasionally to keep from looking like a scary mountain man.
I stand over a sink with a razor and debate whether I should shave my face or slit my throat, I hate doing it so much.
So yeah. Full beard. I trim it occasionally to keep from looking like a scary mountain man.
Im lazy so I has teenager stubble
I usually have to shave my legs once every few days or so. No question - smooth is better. Stubble = Boo.
I wanna save up for laser hair removal though. Hell yeah, not shaving EVAR
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
I am lazy, so I often times forget to shave for a few days. I kinda have a balance to strike. I look good with a bit of stubble, but if I go to long with out shaving I look like a vagrent.
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
I used to have a full beard, but it's on hiatus after it got too much grey.
On the downside, I now have to shave every day in order to remain neat. Two days if I use a wet razor instead of electric.
I grow a beard a day. smurf shaving unless I must.
I have only the slightest bit of facial hair. Not enough to warrant shaving cream or shaving any more than once a month. I'm glad because a life full of shaving hardly seems worth living.
I usually shave once a week. I hate it getting long and I also hate being clean shaven. I like having a little bit of stubble.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
I have to shave whenever I go out into society as a whole. My facial hair sucks; it grows really fast but in little patches randomly across my face. For some reason I also get inch-long hairs growing out of my freakin' neck. I really wish I could grow a beard so I didn't have to keep shaving because it pisses me off.
There is no signature here. Move along.
I have the scruffy rockstar look beard going on.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I trim when it starts curling. I prefer not to grow pubic hair in my face.
Mine grows quite fast, plus I'm lazy and shave about twice a week.
every three days now, and I'm starting to hate it.
I've done different things. Sometimes a goatee, sometimes a goatee+"mustache," sometimes a full beard. Right now I am in full-beard mode because I don't want to shave.
me too ;_;Originally Posted by Akaria
I wanna save up for laser hair removal though. Hell yeah, not shaving EVAR
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