Epic quotes, which is your favorite?

[Dolentrean]

"When you've done things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all" -God (Futurama)

"God is a comedian playing to a audience to afraid to laugh" - Voltaire

"'Once in a while you get shown in the light - In the strangest of places if you look at it right" - Robert Hunter (Scarlet Begonias)

"When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Artist. Sometimes it seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time."
-Kevin Arnold

Bryce - "Don't be evil!"
Me - "No, Occasionally be evil!"

[The Unknown Guru]

Pretty much anything Nietzsche ever wrote. My favorites:

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

"Extreme positions are not succeeded by moderate ones, but by contrary extreme positions."

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."

"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."

"The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy."

"The doer alone learneth."

[Jessweeee♪]

...there's also countless GLaDOS quotes I could list here (one of my favorites is "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE").

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."


I am glad that cake was a lie.

[Momiji]

...there's also countless GLaDOS quotes I could list here (one of my favorites is "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE").

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."


I am glad that cake was a lie.

No it isn't! You see it when you beat the game. ;p

[Yar]

All of the quotes that I found to be inspirational are great and unique. Problem is, I can't remember them. PG told me a Nietzche one that I liked once.

[Aerith's Knight]

"Threads that mention dinosaurs are strictly prohibited." - insane mental patient Psychotic.

A legend in the making.

I almost feel like drawing another piggy in boots. >_>

[Exdeath]

Yeah, seriously, dinosaurs? I never read that in the rules....

[Værn]

...there's also countless GLaDOS quotes I could list here (one of my favorites is "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE").

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."


I am GLaD that cake was a lie.

(Fixed)

But the cake wasn't a lie. I baked it myself! Also, (SPOILER)you see it in a storage room during the cutscene right before the credits, along with the Companion Cube and what appear to be shelves full of backup GLaDOS units.

*Insert catchy ending credits song here as epic quote of awesomeness*

EDIT: One of the many reasons that I hate phones is because four people apparently posted while I was distracted from posting my reply.

[Lawr]

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
Mark Twain

You ought never to "sass" old people- unless they "sass" you first.
Mark Twain

We despise all reverences and all the objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our own list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.
Mark Twain

From the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick to receive the candle. But man is only briefly competent:...After fifty his performance is of poor quality; the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of no great quality to either party; whereas his great-grandmother is as good as new.
Mark Twain


and here's a funny(er) one:


If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measure; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. That will be sufficient. If you shall find that he had not intended any offense, come out frankly and confess yourself in the wrong when you struck him; acknowledge it like a man, and say you didn't mean to.
Mark Twain

[Exdeath]

^^When you can be charged with assault and battery for throwing a brick at somebody, I wouldn't follow that advice.

[Lawr]

Your defense in court could be "I didn't mean to!" or, "But Mark Twain ... :sad:"

[Markus. D]

Anything from the IT Crowd xD

[NeoTifa]

"Ughh!... *blurple spit groans*" -Aeris when she dies

[qwertysaur]

...there's also countless GLaDOS quotes I could list here (one of my favorites is "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE").

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

The Appature Science testing center would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak.

"...Contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your record. Followed by Death."

Also the turrets sound so cute ^_^

"Are you still there? Nap time."

[Momiji]

"Are you still there?"
"I see you!"
"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!"
"I don't blame you..."