I am disappointed in the other me's performance so far. I mean, take this:
Quote Originally Posted by fake qwerty
You know what del? For beating me to the punch, I hearby declare YOU my new eternal Rival. Psy isn't doing so hot in that department.
"Want to know what department I am hot in? Doing your mom" is what s/he should have replied. Maybe "We'd have to be equals in order to be rivals, little buddy. Maybe when you're older, eh?" Or perhaps "how about I kick your god damn teeth in you son of a horse?" if you want to take the violent and abstract routes.