Happy Birthday Bahamatt!!

[Aerith's Knight]

For once I want an internet stalker who's hot.

Those are called girlfriends, my friend.

[Bahamut2000X]

For once I want an internet stalker who's hot.

You called?

With b00bs Rantz! B00bs!!!

That'd cost even more than a phone call

Mail yourself in a giant crate, duh.

[Aerith's Knight]

That'd cost even more than a phone call

Mail yourself in a giant crate, duh.

After 9/11, you might want to wear a lead cup.

[Blue Harvest]

For once I want an internet stalker who's hot.

You called?

With b00bs Rantz! B00bs!!!

That'd cost even more than a phone call

Mail yourself in a giant crate, duh.

You can pay the shipping costs