It is only fair to say that, if posts are the atoms of the forums, threads are the molecules. Do I need to tell you, then, that there are bad molecules as well as good? I think not. Take carbon monoxide for example. That




is bad for you, man. First off, there are far too few atoms for it to be the least bit interesting. The other atoms are dissing because secondly, those atoms just don't mix well. Carbon and oxygen could very well be great atoms in their own right, but they should stay away from each other. Dr. Phil might call it a destructive relationship.
Compare this to the thread
Hello, is it me you're looking for. That's a pretty crappy thread, Laddy. :grr: Leeza was right to close this, even though by doing so she contributed to its crappiness.
Now, take a look at the
Phosphopantetheine molecule: C
11H
23N
2O
7PS. Allow me to repeat that.
C11H23N2O7PS. Tell me, dearest cyberspace community, is that not the finest formulae you have seen all day? I daresay it is. The atoms are excellent themselves, and they match each other sublimely! What thread could possibly compare to such splendor?! That choice, friends, is all yours. Let's take a look at our nominees!
Dark, dirty, evil, secrets.
Featuring juicy secrets about renowned EoFFers, two girls fighting over another with a jealous boyfriend standing by powerless, a brief swimsuit contest and a few male members drooling over the whole spectacle, this thread is one big cake of hormones and gossip. It was thought to be finished off when the previously mentioned boyfriend of the girl which I called "another" uttered something so horrifying to the mind that I am not going to mention it here. It might have been better off staying its course towards the abyss, but has since been brought back to cough its last few breaths. Maybe it has a few glorious last words to utter still!
EoFF Reunion
I heard a story that when this thread was posted, a chilly wind swept over the forums. Members from 2006 and later felt a chill run down their spine. They could feel that something from the ancient past had been awoken, you know, like the Balrog incident in LoTR. But let's not connote the thread further with such events. If the first thread was a cake, this thread is a pizza, a hot one with more than a little oldbie sausage. Spice it up with a reward system and you have yourself a pizza
molto divertente (Italian for TTLY AWSOME THREAD).
EoFF's Next Top Model
Many people these days seem to think that the internet is a text-based media. They couldn't be further from the truth. Sure, there is a lot of text and stuff, but who reads it? Let's face it, we all come to the 'net to look at pictures, whose contents are a matter of personal taste. The text is seldom more than a caption for an image or some such. That would describe why the thread
EoFF's Next Top Model developed from a "How do you suppose your fellow members look?" thread into a "Draw pictures of those who ask to be drawn" thread. A fortunate turn of events, many would say.
Seifer IS Rick Astley!
This quite recent, still somewhat alive thread combines three ingredients that are bound to tickle the fancy of most EoFF dwellers: parody, internet memes and Final Fantasy references. All in the spirit of renown analytics like Future Esthar, Serapy and Viator... But I repeat myself. The only nominated thread outside the General forums, this thread has a lot to represent. Let's see if it can take the pressure!
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal
The Ceej's, shall we say, slightly erratic take on several subjects had its culmination in this thread which?though shortlived?featured sarcasms, 4chan references and a picture of a duckgirl. Some people found the whole deal hilarious, while certain others thought it the polar opposite. Nevermind that, it is a thread that won't be soon forgotten, for better or for worse.
Let's see how it goes!