This is ridiculous.

[rubah]

You all lose because I know what -273C° feels like.

Haha, no.

My apologies. -273.15C°. I forgot to remember my significant figures! Ohh, MILF, you're always there to make sure I don't do something stupid like improperly record my numbers or lie about my exploits! You, sir, are one for *insert some random pun about cold temperatures here*.

Are you trying to make some weird joke about absolute zero? weirdo