Haha. So the first sentence of the following might be laughable (we're supposed to be nerds, right?)

I played wide receiver and did punt return and kickoff returns on my high school football team. On one punt one of my teammates, not paying attention, somehow managed to back himself up real near to me while I was about to catch the punt. At the last minute he hit me which shifted my position slightly which meant that the ball instead of landing in my hands landed on the top of my middle finger. And broke it. And it really hurt. But I got to flip people off for the next month.

The only other major thing? I fractured my wrist playing dodgeball - hard impact on the ground after dodging.