What's the best way to eat strawberries?

I used to think that strawberries smothered in sugar were the best strawberries, but extra sugary strawberries would permanently distort my face now.

Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries (washed down with CLEAR AMERICAN STRAWBERRY Naturally Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage).

Guess what I'm eating!