EoFF Decathalon Round 3: Demon Dude's Dissidia Love Slam!

[Jiro]

I haven't got a confirmation email yet qwerty, should I just PM you instead?

[qwertysaur]

I haven't got a confirmation email yet qwerty, should I just PM you instead?

I've asked for PM's for this one. The E-Mail was in case someone didn't have the ability to host images over the internet for whatever reason. But thanks for asking. If I don't respond, just bug me again! xD

[Old Manus]

If Lindsay Lohan isn't an FF Character she definitely should be. Can't remember if she was in FFX-2 or not.

CAPTIONS. You're going DOWN, Yaridovich. If you are a contestant in this game.

edit: oh, you're not. well you're still going DOWN!

Hooray! I'm going DOWN!

The last time Levian told me I was 'going down' was the same night I lost my anal virginity. Be afraid

[Cuchulainn]

If Lindsay Lohan isn't an FF Character she definitely should be. Can't remember if she was in FFX-2 or not.

CAPTIONS. You're going DOWN, Yaridovich. If you are a contestant in this game.

edit: oh, you're not. well you're still going DOWN!

Hooray! I'm going DOWN!

The last time Levian told me I was 'going down' was the same night I lost my anal virginity. Be afraid

You told me I was your first. Lies hurt Old. They hurt.

[Jiro]

Oh whoops, sorry qwerty. I'll just PM you anyway

[Psychotic]

Del Murder is an artist of the highest grade.

[Del Murder]

My only regret is that I couldn't find a good picture of the FFIV moons to put up there.

[Goldenboko]

I might have done this in two minutes

[qwertysaur]

Alright. This time we have nine entries to choose from. So on to the voting! After each image we will have 9 captions. You as the voters will pick one from each picture to vote for. So a vote may look like this
[q]Picture 1: E
Picture 2: D
Picture 3: A[/q]
All caption orders are scrambled, so don't think you can vote the same person three times by picking the same letter. And with that note, here are the captions!

Picture 1

A "It's stuck to my head! I don't even want to know what was put in here... Oh well, at least I'm resistant to electric types!"
B Boner? I hardly know her!
C "So I heard u liek Marowakz?"
D Joe had been feeling pretty good about his Hallowe'en costume, but his heart sank when he arrived at the party and saw Mark's fully-functioning Iron Man suit.
E You should see his boner
F ... and the bone meal of a virgin who died in vain. Now I guess we just wait for rodent Antichrist to arrive and mess up?
G Anorexia. It affects all manner of creatures
H Cubone-bone-bone!
I A blush on his cheek, Cubone withdrew his claw from his nose when his friends walked in on him picking his nose! Shame shame, we know your name!

Image 2

(This one is animated and quite large, so I am linking to it to not put load on anyone with dialup)
http://www.dragon-realm.net/atradomi...6163289152.gif

A No no guys, let's do a retake. Terra, could you not move your head so much? And Sabin, dude, have you heard of SHAVING? This isn't kindergarten, guys!
B

Cool.
Some people just aren't.

C Wanted: Vigilantes oppose gay rights by violence. Stay away at all costs.
D "Sabin - 'Hey! Wait! Oh, nvm, he's dead...'"
E Locke: Aw, come on! Did you HAVE to finish him off already? I wanted to see Terra morph!
F This is how the cold war actually ended
G Life on the set of the Final Fantasy VI movie took a horrible turn once the actors found out that Kefka was the only one who has product royalties in his contract.
H What EoFF meetups would look like if anyone on these boards actually played EoFF anymore.
I Now that the brave heroes Locke, Sabin, Terra and Edgar have killed the pedophile clown, the only thing little girls have to fear now is Momiji.

Image 3

A Our heroes idly chat, unaware of the merciless blue speech bubble that lurks just above their heads, waiting to devour them all.
B After finding the key to the city up a monster's ~*~puckered cadbury avenue~*~ when it was thrown there by a freaked out child, there were a lot fewer heroes looking to be bestowed with the honor.
C "That's too bad, since that key opened the closet where we kept all your Christmas presents. Looks like it's an imagination Christmas for you this year."
D if IdiotNPC = "with_plot_device" then Monster_Appear=TRUE, FREAK and THROW_AT_NEAREST_MONSTER;
E "The first audition for the role of Keyblade master was an epic fail..."
F

Fail.
Some people just do.

G Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers®.
H Failure: It comes in all shapes and sizes.
I Tia would later look back on this as the day when she decided to never get kids.

Some captions had formatting instructions, so they were followed.
And thats round 2. Voting shall last 5 days. PM them to me, and bug your friends to vote as well (Might get you have points)

[Del Murder]

Some funny ones! 2:I is probably going to win since they followed rule 1 of EoFF decathalons: mention members by name in your entries as much as possible.

[Psychotic]

Yeah I voted for I in that one.

[qwertysaur]

Ummm, wrong thread Mulley. Thats your game

[Flying Mullet]

Oops. Mixed up my threads. xD

[Momiji]

Now that the brave heroes Locke, Sabin, Terra and Edgar have killed the pedophile clown, the only thing little girls have to fear now is Momiji.

....

*facepalm*

[qwertysaur]

Voting is over! Now to see who crafted each caption, and start up round 3! Also more people need to vote, contestants, you all should pester people

Image 1
A "It's stuck to my head! I don't even want to know what was put in here... Oh well, at least I'm resistant to electric types!"
Momiji
B Boner? I hardly know her!
Del Murder
C "So I heard u liek Marowakz?"
Jiro
D Joe had been feeling pretty good about his Hallowe'en costume, but his heart sank when he arrived at the party and saw Mark's fully-functioning Iron Man suit.
Cz
E You should see his boner
Old Manus
F ... and the bone meal of a virgin who died in vain. Now I guess we just wait for rodent Antichrist to arrive and mess up?
Rantzien
G Anorexia. It affects all manner of creatures
DD
H Cubone-bone-bone!
Goldenboko
I A blush on his cheek, Cubone withdrew his claw from his nose when his friends walked in on him picking his nose! Shame shame, we know your name!
Rye

Image 2
A No no guys, let's do a retake. Terra, could you not move your head so much? And Sabin, dude, have you heard of SHAVING? This isn't kindergarten, guys!
Rantzien
B

Cool.
Some people just aren't.

Goldenboko
C Wanted: Vigilantes oppose gay rights by violence. Stay away at all costs.
DD
D "Sabin - 'Hey! Wait! Oh, nvm, he's dead...'"
Jiro
E Locke: Aw, come on! Did you HAVE to finish him off already? I wanted to see Terra morph!
Momiji
F This is how the cold war actually ended
Old Manus
G Life on the set of the Final Fantasy VI movie took a horrible turn once the actors found out that Kefka was the only one who has product royalties in his contract.
Del Murder
H What EoFF meetups would look like if anyone on these boards actually played EoFF anymore.
Cz
I Now that the brave heroes Locke, Sabin, Terra and Edgar have killed the pedophile clown, the only thing little girls have to fear now is Momiji.
Rye

Image 3
A Our heroes idly chat, unaware of the merciless blue speech bubble that lurks just above their heads, waiting to devour them all.
Cz
B After finding the key to the city up a monster's ~*~puckered cadbury avenue~*~ when it was thrown there by a freaked out child, there were a lot fewer heroes looking to be bestowed with the honor.
Rye
C "That's too bad, since that key opened the closet where we kept all your Christmas presents. Looks like it's an imagination Christmas for you this year."
Del Murder
D if IdiotNPC = "with_plot_device" then Monster_Appear=TRUE, FREAK and THROW_AT_NEAREST_MONSTER;
Old Manus
E "The first audition for the role of Keyblade master was an epic fail..."
Jiro
F

Fail.
Some people just do.

Goldenboko
G Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers®.
Momiji
H Failure: It comes in all shapes and sizes.
DD
I Tia would later look back on this as the day when she decided to never get kids.
Rantzien

A very nice round 2, and we see a couple contestants emerge from the rest. Levian did not submit anything unfortunatly, so he has fallen behind everyone else.

Round 3!
This round is one that I have already hinted at, but it is different than you probably have expected. It's the Triple D round. What does that mean, well it's

Demon Dude's Dissidia Love Slam!

The 10 contestants are randomly assigned to two teams, the heroes and the villains. They will not know who their fellow member are until the round ends. Each contestant will choose a character from their team and write a love poem to any EoFF member that frequents that forum. The poem can be any length, but it must be written in character. For some characters this is easier to do then others, but the contestants are creative, they can do this event. I will PM the contestants details on choosing a character shortly, then I'll update the score table after that. Contestants have 1 week to get a character and submit a poem. Round 3, Write!