if I knick myself, I just kinda stop and press on it and try not to freak out![]()
I shave every other day. I haven't ever cut myself shaving. I don't cut myself.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
God my lip hurts
My chin seems to be nice and good though...
Hey, why is it that if you get a small cut on your face nothing happens but if you get a smaller cut from shaving then your face will gush out 7 liters of blood?
I mean from like popping zits or from messing around in trees![]()
What about popping zits WHILE messing around in trees?
Anyway, I barely have facial hair, but I'll probably have to start shaving this teeny-tiny 'stache of mine.
It's so un-fair. My older brother gets a beard, and I just get a little 'stache!![]()
Cruel...