Well my home phone number is the same as the local CVS, with only 1 number being different. (my number has an 8, theirs a 0) so I get calls for them occasionally. Best one was the person calling to say that the condoms I sold him here broken and how he is going to have to care for a baby. I was bored and asked if he remembered to check for holes first. He then dropped the phone.
I yell "you're not getting my baby!" and then I let out a piercing scream trying to shatter their kitchen windows so hopefully one of the shards lodges into their throat.
streme Wheelie
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I have accidently sent a message to someone else, not quite risque but very strange to the recipient, who happened to be my best mate. He replied, "Um, okay. I wont ask what thats about but you've sent it to the wrong person. See ya Monday"Originally Posted by Shiny
It was easy to explain my way out of that one though
And I normally politely say they have the wrong number and then hang up.
I know over 9000 asian languages, so I am able to confuse anybody who deserves it.
Other times I just feign interest and then hang up suddenly, or pretend I died and then disconnect the call.
Wrong number, ho ho ho, hang up.
Uuh .. I think you might have the wrong number.
That happend to me once dude got pissed thought i was F-in his girl or somthing idk.It depends upon what they say.
I love the calls where they demand to know who this is.
Also its fun to say
ME:Hello
Wrong Num: is (insert name here) there
Me:ooo.. no im sorry but they died last night
I just go "I'm sorryy! I think you have the wrong number, haha"
Sometimes I tell the person calling that I will go retrieve the person they asked for, and just leave the phone off the hook until they hang up. I do this with telemarketers too.
One time I called the automated bus-check number for the bus routes in my city and dialed a real person. Drunkenly slurring "you're not bus check!" is usually not how I start phone conversations, but ...
"woops sorry"
If I'm feeling humorous, which I always am, I say, "Nope, sorry, I'm not here right now." in some odd foreign accent. Otherwise I just say, "Sorry, ya got the wrong number." and hang up. :/
Era Vulgaris
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XDWell my home phone number is the same as the local CVS, with only 1 number being different. (my number has an 8, theirs a 0) so I get calls for them occasionally. Best one was the person calling to say that the condoms I sold him here broken and how he is going to have to care for a baby. I was bored and asked if he remembered to check for holes first. He then dropped the phone.
me: hello?
person: Sarah? (or other weird name)
me: no...
person: who is this?
me: Kari...
person: oh, I probably have the wrong number, don't I?
me: Kinda. *hangs up*
I'm not much of a phone person tbh =\ I hate answering the phone.
If they ask for John, I say "John's dead..."
Same goes if they ask for someone who doesn't live in my house.
"Automated message #43: This number is no longer available. Call your local phone company for more information."
"Sorry I think you have the wrong number"
I wish i had the guts to say something funnier though.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
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