Cluedo, with Josef Fritzl

[Meat Puppet]

american literature in the 41°46' n, 50°23' w.

[Rocket Edge]

How about just life in prison. This thread sucks.

EDIT: Explain how this thread sucks?

[Iceglow]

I'd go British civil war on his ass...quite literally british civil war on his ass.

During the british civil war when the king was captured he was tortured to death by the insertion of a red hot iron poker in to his anus slowly easing it in and inserting it about an inch deeper each time. Surprisingly the King survived long enough that the hot poker eventually killed him by penetrating his stomach, his stomach juices killed him. This was considered great irony for the king had a penchant for young boys.....

I like that idea on this guy, perhaps lock him in his dungeon whilst raping him with the iron poker 3000 times and putting out one of his watery eyes with it whilst it's still covered in his fecal matter.

Yes, I know I am suitably sickening and evil at the same time, whats wrong with that?

[Mirage]

How about just life in prison. This thread sucks.

EDIT: Explain how this thread sucks?

"Oh no, someone did something mean. Let's mutilate him!"

You all are growing up to become some impressive psychopaths yourselves :D.

I'm really interested in seeing the next thread about torturing criminals. Who should we choose next, a guy who killed a person in a robbery?

Killing is worse than kidnapping, right?! Let's cut his fingers off while he's still alive, then take a leather man tool and yoink out all his teeth without anaesthetics.

[Levian]

Life in prison is obviously the correct answer, but you know, this thread is in General Chat.

[Iceglow]

Mirage got all serious in GC? wow lol! Seriously, general chat is often purely for the lulz as they say. I'm pretty sure if any one man deserves to be given some kind of physical torture it's fritzl, I mean what he did wasn't mean thats the understatement of the millenium right there. America and many other countries have the death penalty but I have to admit, if it was in England he'd merely get medicated in a secure facility.

[Mirage]

Oh I get it!

lol yeah i hope someone rips his feet off and puts a video of him bleeding to death on youtube ^^

i'd jizz my pants!

[Jiro]

Poke him until the annoyance makes him explode, in wherever, with a cotton bud.

[Kirobaito]

I'd go British civil war on his ass...quite literally british civil war on his ass.

During the british civil war when the king was captured he was tortured to death by the insertion of a red hot iron poker in to his anus slowly easing it in and inserting it about an inch deeper each time. Surprisingly the King survived long enough that the hot poker eventually killed him by penetrating his stomach, his stomach juices killed him. This was considered great irony for the king had a penchant for young boys.....

I like that idea on this guy, perhaps lock him in his dungeon whilst raping him with the iron poker 3000 times and putting out one of his watery eyes with it whilst it's still covered in his fecal matter.

Yes, I know I am suitably sickening and evil at the same time, whats wrong with that?

That wasn't the British (English) Civil War. Charles I was simply beheaded (nor did he have a penchant for young boys). I have a theory that he lost power simply because his Scottish accent was so thick that no one could understand him. In any case, that was Edward II in 1327. I suppose it was kind of a Civil War, in that his wife and his lover usurped the throne, but eh, not really. It certainly wasn't a British one, as Robert Bruce was ruling over an independent Scotland and would make that title official with the Treaty of Northampton in 1329 with Isabella and Mortimer.