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Thread: I was walking through town today, and this really fit blonde girl was walked past me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Boy, your toes are huge!
    Is that a compliment? Or is it just an observation?

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    I don't know.

    If you paint them red, add white or yellow dots, and glue on little strawberry leaves, your big toes will look fat strawberries instead, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    I don't know.

    If you paint them red, add white or yellow dots, and glue on little strawberry leaves, your big toes will look fat strawberries instead, though.
    LOL, I'll have to try that

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    Too bad she didn't notice you molesting her with your eyes. I'm sure she would have banged you right there in the middle of town if she did.
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    Oh, DynasticJam. You are just too hilarious.

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    Wut

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    Wait at the place where you saw her and maybe one day she will pass again.

    Then asks her if this rag smells like chloroform to her...
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    I have a question, DynasticJam. You don't seem to like anyone at this message board. In fact, virtually every post of yours I've read has come off as overly confrontational. So why are you posting here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    I have a question, DynasticJam. You don't seem to like anyone at this message board. In fact, virtually every post of yours I've read has come off as overly confrontational. So why are you posting here?
    Go away! Now!

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    Aw man, he's already gone.
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    Am I missing something here? :x

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    ...idiot.


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