Where are my glasses!?

[Bunny]

I would wear contacts but I absolutely cannot stand anything close to or touching my eye. I cannot even watch other people put in contacts because it freaks me out so much. This has become the only surefire way to make me cringe away and freak out.

I know how you feel! I can't stand even eye drops.

It took five minutes for my girlfriend to get eye drops into my eyes when they hurt really bad. She ended up having to pin me down with my head between her legs.

It was the least sexiest amount of time I have ever spent there.