Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
That said, scrambled eggs can be pretty orgasmic if they're made right.
Hey, try frying them with diced tomatoes and onions. I also like to put pepper and salt on my scrambled eggs.
What, why do I have to do it? Man, why did you have to go and target me with a tip like that? Do I look like the kind of guy who would like veggies with my eggs? Quote Breine, quote Quin, hell, quote nobody! Tell the smurfing world to try your freak recipes. This makes me more upset than you can imagine. Man, why did you have to go and do that! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION. Now I'm gonna go around thinking, oh hey Syg recommended a recipe to me. That's so nice of him! I should try it! And then I won't do it anyway, because I'm a lazy bastard!

And you know what? That'll make me feel GUILTY. By targetting ME, you're indirectly putting pressure on me and making me feel guilty. Man, it makes me so FURIOUS. JESUS smurfING TOMATO & ONIONS CHRIST. I hate you for this, Sagensyg. I hate you and I hate your smurfing recipe. smurf you.