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Special abilities for all applicants

Jowy
Jump: Jowy cant be hit for a turn and does a lot of damage. Takes a small amount of time to aim correctly before Jumping.
Aerith's Knight
Protect: AK can take damage for someone in their place, and he only takes 1/4 the normal damage
Burtsplurt
Spray: Hits everything in range with 7 light hits
Darkswordofchaos
Darkness: Sacrifices HP to deal damage
Rye
Mondatime: Summons Monda who uses a Strawberry sword for damage on 1 foe
Iceglow
Preparations: Sends the hair of his target to Loony BoB. In 3 turns a brick hits the target.
Raistlin
Harass: Causes an annoyed Shlup to blow something up, damaging all but Raistlin who hides at GHF
I'm My Own MILF
Postulate: Scans the target and hits with a spell that matches his/her weakness.
Lekana
Party Blast: Calls her friends to all smash the target with big sticks.
The Space Pope
Religion: Confuses the foe. May also cause Slow status
Misfit
Flurry: 16 hits with random objects
Goldenboko
Playin: Traps the foe in an illusion of sanity for 4 turns
Ouch!
Biblioblast: A really bad papercut
blackmage_nuke
BOOM!: Explosions from above rain fireballs.
Fonz
aaaay: Casts haste on self and slow on foe.
Baloki
Yiff: Makes Target confused and steals HP.
Momiji
Shmup Shot: Fires 1000 shots, each hit does 1 damage, difficult to avoid and can be cast in rapid succesion.
Yar
Plunder: Steals shiny things.
arcanedude34
understudy: Throws a walrus at the foe
Dignifietd Pauper
Spam: Throws lightning bolts at the target
Vyk
White Suit: Charges weapons with Ice magic
Sir Lancealot
Orders: Can set commands in advance, allowing him to cast magic while others are taking turns as well.
Wolf Kanno
Tactics: Easially lands critical hits.
Tavrobel
Code: Tavrobel can alter his weakness at will, and can not be countered.
Jessweeee♪
Threads of Fate: A star hits all foes
qwertysaur
Leech seed: Uses leech seed. It's super effective!
oddler
Rantzien: Rantzien joins the battle to hit the target with a golf kart.
Nikki
Doublecast: Casts 2 spells at once.
I Took the Red Pill
Two pills: Either causes target to have full HP or 1 HP. Random effect.
Jiro
Shadow Stab: A rapid strike that causes Blind Status
Denmark
Spellstruck: Can throw Spells at people instead of casting them.
Blue Harvest
Paradox: Can restart battle conditions at will. HP and MP are retained though
Demon Dude
Banned: Can hide to avoid damage.
Breine
:breine: Causes the target to lose their next turn.
Quin
Name Change: Can redirict attacks.
NeoCracker
Idaho: throws a boulder at people.
NeoTifa
Codebreak: Throws C++ at the target, causung 3 random status effects.
Agent Proto
Chat Bomb: Sends foe into chatroom, distracting them.
Old Manus
Shotgun: Manus shoots you with a shotgun.
enano
Pocket: enano hides in rubah's pocket for a turn.
Bunny
Breaker Beam: A big laser of pain.
GuardianXIII
Apprentice: Psychotic comes in and throws a big P on the field.
Laddy
Reality TV: Laddy talks about reality TV, then regenerates his MP.
Leader of Mortals
Minions: Calls minions to swarm his foes. They are very weak though and 1 hit will send them flying away.
Skyblade
Air Blade: Skyblade can use a sword made of Air.