You're So Last Seasonal

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I choose my clothes primarily on how many pockets I need.

This reminds me: Women's clothing designers do not realize the importance of pockets. My girlfriend always complains about not being able to use the pockets on her jeans when I can fit tons of stuff in mine (mostly keys).

I don't need bulge.

I buy clothes like once every five years so they have to be good for all seasons!

Lucky for you! I have to do it once or twice each year. I get holes in my shirts and jeans so easily.