Me not liking Renesmee doesn't mean I don't like interesting names. It's that the whole thought process of "well I want to name my carnivorous infant after my mortal mother and my vampire mother. i no, i'll just smush the names together! there we go, that's not retarded at all" is smurfing retarded.

If I wanted to name a kid after my dad and BJ's dad I wouldn't name him Ranvin or Kevdy. Anyone can just combine two words; it's not interesting or clever. In fact, it's pretty damn unclever.

You wait until my first kid pops out; then you'll see some great naming skills.