By Tavrobel
6. Best Site Staff
Why am I here? Why should I even bother? I am a member of the ranks that we call "Site Staff." I am a wretched pile of scum, lazy and abhorrent, cruel and calculating. Unusual, vile, weird, or so they would say. And these would not be untrue, but the truth is in the eye of the beholder. Not many can know what goes on behind our closed doors, but suffice it to say, it would be enough to burn testicles off. It would certainly be more than enough to cause bruising to ovaries.
But for once, now is the time that the general public comes to appreciate the perceived accomplishments of those who contribute to that which is truly the heart of the system: the Frontsite. If it did not bring in visitors, there would be no need for a forum. Nothing here would be here; it would be like an Ozymandias in a desolate, barren, and dry place.
But to review what the Site Staff have done for you recently, we may review, and the accounts can be counted on no less than two hands. That is, if people cared. I bet that you all couldn't even name six of us off the tops of your head, but you can name CKs and Administrators? Fallacy. It would appear, that even in the world of the internet, the cogs that run the system are all too well forgotten.
Of those who are orange, we exist, ten. Of those who are green there are three. It should also be noted that three of them share titles, and thus fit into those categories, primarily.
Though, I suppose the general populace can vote for us, it's not like you all know who really deserves it based on your limited information. Although, I would rather it not be that way, that's how it works. Sucks. But hey, who says you can't have your shot at universal redemption?
Originally Posted by Award Yuletide
who voted for me!
