Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
MLT to be a forty year-old virgin.

MLT to end a forty year-old's virginity.
Be careful what you say lest certain people decide to off themselves. I have friends who are still virgins.

Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
I propose that the Cutest Couple award be restricted to couples who have been together for at least 4 years (with no breakups).
Seconded except nine instead of four.