Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.
I had to stop watching when the little brother with Down's Syndrome ordered a hooker over the internet to be his "friend." God, it was so painful!