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    I'm reminded of some people who say "for all intensive purposes," which makes no sense. The phrase is "for all intents and purposes."

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    And also people who say "one foul swoop" as opposed to "one fell swoop"

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    Basically any misuse of some word or phrase that people generally seem to miss, "supposebly" is one example that comes to mind. I'm not sure what else there is that hasn't been mentioned already.

    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Not a single one of my fourteen-year-old sister's friends know what the hell this crazy word "you're" is. Almost every comment on her MySpace pictures if "omg your so pretty!"

    It drives me to madness.
    Why are you on Myspace anyway? o_O

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    My English teacher in grade 11 once told our class about a time when she was correcting the provincial English assessments and one student instead of writing "make belief" wrote "maple leaf". lol.


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    For some reason my driving instructor always used to say 'patently' instead of 'blatently' which, even though I don't usually care about other people's grammar unless it's for something important, REALLY starts to grate when you're stuck in a car for hours on end with someone endlessly saying 'now he could PATENTLY see you there and he still pulled out...'

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    That's patently ridiculous, Imperfectionist!

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    spelling mistakes:

    definately, definetely (which I can understand, a lot of people don't know it's "definitely". I even used to spell it that way up until ~3 years ago when I looked it up.)

    Odviously.

    Supposedbly.

    etc..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    Some of my friends, though also tons of other people, say "I could care less," when they really mean "I couldn't care less."
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    I'm reminded of some people who say "for all intensive purposes," which makes no sense. The phrase is "for all intents and purposes."
    i see you have visited Paul Brians’ website recently

    also I hope you enslaved those basketball people

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    I do not befriend people who make grammar mistakes!

    I do not have many friends.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    Some of my friends, though also tons of other people, say "I could care less," when they really mean "I couldn't care less."
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    I'm reminded of some people who say "for all intensive purposes," which makes no sense. The phrase is "for all intents and purposes."
    i see you have visited Paul Brians’ website recently

    also I hope you enslaved those basketball people
    Huh? I figured the former out on my own, and the latter mistake I didn't think anyone made until my college roommate did so on a paper he asked me to proofread (I proceeded to laugh at him).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    I'm reminded of some people who say "for all intensive purposes," which makes no sense. The phrase is "for all intents and purposes."
    Oh, my GOD, I love that!
    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    I do not befriend people who make grammar mistakes!

    I do not have many friends.
    Ditto'ed.
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 02-03-2010 at 06:28 PM.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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