Babies are so ugly, what the hell. They look like pudgy aliens.
I agree with Bunny.
Ugly, whiney, annoying little gits.
girls don't get to have opinions about babies
case reopened
People are supposed to be genetically predisposed to thinking that babies or cute or we'd hurl the little bastards out with the trash. They cry and poop and are manipulative littles, so they really need that "awww" thing going for them.
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That being said, I like small children for short periods of time.
Babies are adorable and that's that. Everyone who thinks differently should go apologize to their parents.
But it may be that my vote is unfounded. I've never had to change a baby, and they always immediately seem to like me. Maybe it's because I look like a huge teddybear?
I'll rephrase my previous statement.
Newborn babies are so ugly. They look like pudgy aliens or miniature versions of Jabba the Hutt. Once they hit a certain couple of months, however, they can be cute.
Straight out of the vagina doesn't mean straight into my heart.