The Picture Thread of wishing Shlup was Wearing a Bacon Bikini

[Cuchulainn]

Don't flatter yourself. It's not like you're the first and only person I've seen making a post like that.

Also, lol @ calling me "kid"

Literally...no idea where your head is, I'm bowing out of this.

EDIT: I think I know where you made your first mistake. When I mentioned many pictures of sluts on my computerl, I was not implying they were girls i'd smurfed & photographed. It was a semi self-deprecating joke about how much internet skin i've been staring at on becoming single. Before it was always discovered and lead to the whiney question 'AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?'. I await your response with bated breasts...breath. Bated Breath.