Half-time. Hurray. Well that was an incredibly dire penalty given that the foul took place outside the box. But, well, Howard Webb. I knew something like this would happen when I saw he was the ref but I was hoping it'd be United he'd smurf over.

Countdown to inevitable Mascherano/Carragher sending off begins now. Although Torres is a good outside bet for that too.

Also what the smurf are these shorts we are wearing? God damn I want to vomit.

EDIT: End of game, yeah, we lost. Deserved, too, we played like . And although I'm not blaming Webb for this loss as we would've done so anyway, he was probably the only person on the pitch who performed worse than the Liverpool team and when it comes down to being depressed about your team being or being pissed off about the ref being , I think option 2 is more comforting right about now!

'grats Donal, BoB & Crop. Apart from you guys, though, I am looking forward to the rush of United "fans" who never normally post in this thread to come a-gloating...!