Wait. I didn't get to jump on a trampoline for PE credit. What kind of backwards fascist commie nation do you people live in?

I liked PE because I was generally athletic in high school. Football, baseball and badminton were some of my favorite sports. I enjoyed tennis as well although other people didn't enjoy playing against me. I would get bored and start messing around, which made them angry. One time I beamed a girl in her crotch with a tennis ball. I felt really bad because she had a crush on me and was cute.